Proud To Be An American Chia Pet Set

If anyone needs a lift of spirit, run out right now, and buy the Proud to be an American Set.

It contains Chia George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Barack Obama, and - wait for it - The Statue of Liberty. George Washington has sort of pyramidal hair like the Gilbert Stuart portrait

but the rest of them all have sort of modified Afros. They're a little pricey - $19.95 at Target

or Walgreens. So rejoice, the spirit of entrepreneurs everywhere endures and The Republic is

safe!!